Hopefully ‘Bigger than Cup D‘ and ‘Must possess areolas more than 5 cm in diameter‘ are not among the requirements for the Reed Dance. Otherwise I have to resort to becoming a nun and extend my battery-operated sex life for the rest of my life. (’Vibrator’ still doesn’t breach the rule of celibacy).

The next time I have a conversation with this mon ami, please constantly remind me to have a gap of at least 10 meters in between us so that he will be out of reach the time my mind starts to play the movie of me draining the air from of his lungs.